/* author: puppetz */
/* Creation date: 5/19/2003 */
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var howMany = 50
var quotes = new Array(howMany+1)
quotes[0] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Otherwise I would hunt you down and slice your head off."
quotes[1] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh shit."
quotes[2] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;None of them are... blahhhh."
quotes[3] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;God damn, you even use my protests."
quotes[4] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Well you suck...a lot."
quotes[5] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;You're aroused by clothed women!"
quotes[6] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Idiocy comes naturally to me."
quotes[7] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;To me on new medication, yes. I'm totally toasted."
quotes[8] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess you just tried too hard."
quotes[9] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Stoppit, stoppit, stoppit."
quotes[10] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Well catch me again, I'll be sure to supply you with the ultimate gems of comments."
quotes[11] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon, whip out more big words."
quotes[12] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Sweet... the cute lawnboy is cutting the grass."
quotes[13] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Makes no sense, but hey, that's what you're going for."
quotes[14] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone will be touched, changed, enlightened by my simple-minded conversation."
quotes[15] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just one big joke.  I just keep feeding into your insanity."
quotes[16] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;You're just obsessed with me.  That's it."
quotes[17] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not even trying.  I just say stupid things."
quotes[18] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;See! Now I'm afraid to say anything."
quotes[19] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, it's true. I know you've wondered. You can never have too much copper on hand."
quotes[20] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Gee, that's what I've always wanted out of life."
quotes[21] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite popular belief, no, I do not."
quotes[22] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;And if you say you're using that, I'm going to kill you."
quotes[23] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I have frosted mini wheats.  I like them. I really do have frosted mini wheats."
quotes[24] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a senseless moron drifting from one trend to the next, is my opinion."
quotes[25] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no time."
quotes[26] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;just harassing the ducks on my pond"
quotes[27] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm done talking.  You suck still."
quotes[28] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh oh... the psycho's at it again."
quotes[29] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;They's nothing like some warm mud, a corncob pipe and a Summer's day."
quotes[30] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a ton of crap."
quotes[31] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no ideas.  You just steal my stupidity."
quotes[32] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Not like people will know who the moron behind the curtain is."
quotes[33] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I will be remembered through time as that girl who had that wisdom stuff."
quotes[34] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll stop looking at porn and start listening to me."
quotes[35] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Lick it.  Then stick it."
quotes[36] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;fuck if I know"
quotes[37] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a freak.  Stop using that crap."
quotes[38] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;That was not my suggestion."
quotes[39] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Y'know what, bite me."
quotes[40] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay. Then I know I've really made it."
quotes[41] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I'm just an extremely random person."
quotes[42] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;This good stuff is how I normally speak."
quotes[43] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;S'all good in that hood."
quotes[44] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I'm skipping. I have a doctor's note."
quotes[45] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I just felt like shit last night so I didn't study for the exam I had at 2."
quotes[46] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just going to try and get some of her toenail clippings and perform a wiccan ritual to draw her to me"
quotes[47] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;mom?  is that you?  pass me the cyanide."
quotes[48] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;blee blah blee"
quotes[49] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;My mom's my bitch.  I say jump and she ducks for cover."
quotes[50] = "&nbsp;&nbsp;Lots of wierdos know my number."
function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = quotes[quo]
document.write(quox)
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